You know what would be great? If someone older and wiser could fill me in on how to make it not suck as much when someone older and wiser whom you trust out-and-out fucks you. Because that? That would be some valuable information, kids, after the fantasterrifical day I’ve had. A sage word or two on even partial penetration? Indeed, also welcome! The suggestion box is open and forgive the mouth on me if you would—shit happens.
BREAKING: People Sometimes Suck