Celebrity Prognosis

4 Patrick Swayze’s doctor is going around telling people that reports of the actor’s impending death (like, in a month) from pancreatic cancer are “absolutely untrue,” and that he’s “optimistic” about Swayze’s chances. Yes, statistics do show that the disease’s 5% survival rate is considerably improved if you’ve appeared on camera with Jerry Orbach, Keanu Reeves and Blythe Danner.

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3 Responses to Celebrity Prognosis

  1. Scott Lamb says:

    This story makes me sad. But that’s not why I’m writing — I humbly beg you to turn off the Snap Shots on links. I think it’s under Presentation -> Extras in WordPress.

  2. Maggie says:

    Seriously. Done.

  3. Scott Lamb says:

    OMG thank you.

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